Do you believe in Magic?
We crossed the street, after a fruitless half hour expedition. Then FINALLY she decides to dip it low. But in the middle of the f***** intersection.
"STINKY, you can't poo in the middle of the road!" I say as I look up the street to the oncoming and most likely deranged yellow cab. I pull her along to the nearest corner of the sidewalk to let her finish her business. Ten seconds later business time was over and I got ready to seize the hot nugget.
As I squatted down, a mother walking with her son stopped for further inspection.
"OMG, it's like a little wizard hat! So talented."