Building 101

from Conversations from the Slab Edge.

Dan, Ash, Adolfo and Angel are gathered in the meeting room on the 7th floor.

Dan: What's the number one carpenter's rule?

In my mind: Measure twice, cut once.

*silence*

*crickets*

Dan looks at both Angel and Adolfo who are both carrying blank expressions.

Dan: MEASURE TWICE, CUT ONCE!

Ash: C'mon even I know that!

Dan: Thank you.

And holds out his fist for a fist pump.